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condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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gogogadgeturl:

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

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ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via fake-mermaid)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

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